The Daily Munchie: Deep thoughts... by Stephen

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Deep thoughts... by Stephen

Stephen: Can God turn you into a CHICKEN, Daddy?
Joe: He can, but He doesn't want to do that. Then you'd eat me for dinner!
Stephen: You don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a CHICKEN. And Rockam doesn't want to be a chicken either.
Emily: Stephen, can God turn you into a chicken?
Stephen: Yeah.
Emily: Does He want to?
Stephen: No! He doesn't want to do THAT!

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Ollie's notables

21 months: says "I wah shoes," "go ow-side!"
20 months: untwists tiny caps on his own
19 months: likes brushing his own teeth
18.5 months: walking
18 months: has most of his teeth
11 months: likes to dance to music
11 months: pulls up from crawling and cruises
11 months: two teeth
10.5 months: army creeping
10 months: pulls up from sitting and cruises
7.5 months: likes rice, banana and sweet potato baby food if warm
7.5 months: can easily retrieve and replug paci
7 months: sits and plays happily
6.5 months: eating rice cereal begrugingly
6 months: rejects solids
4 months: laughing
3 months: pulls up from recline position
2 months: squeals and coos when happy
6 weeks: real smiles

Mile-Rocks

4 years: fluid storyteller, mostly fiction!
3.25 years: potty trained
2.5 years: speaks in 8-word sentences
2.5 years: used potty on his own
2.5 years: puts on own shoes
28 months: weaned from paci
28 months: counts to 10
24 months: 2 - 3 hour nap at 11
24 months: brushes his teeth
24 months: speaks in 4-word sentences
23 months: paci only in bed
22 months: says "peese" and "denks"
20 months: loves going to Steve's preschool
18 months: runs after big brother
15 months: has vocabulary of about 5 words
13.5 months: forages for Steve's leftovers
13.5 months: climbs everything
13 months: enjoys having his 4 teeth brushed
12 months: walking
11 months: waves and claps on "command"
11 months: top two teeth coming in
10 months: cruising all over
10 months: two teeth
8 months: crawling
7 months: says "Mom, Mom, Mama!"
6 months: travels by rolling
5 months: sits on his own
4.25 months: can roll from back to side
4 months: 14 lbs, 50th percentile for weight and height
3 months: likes to stand with support
3 months: sleeps 6 to 7 hours at night
2 months: smiles and laughs
28 months: weaned from paci

Munchie's milestones

6.5: able to read leveled readers
6.5 years: good at video games
6.5 years: knows parts of speech
6.25 years: grasps fractions
6 years: adds, subtracts, multiplies
5.5 years: Reads at middle first grade level
5 years: likes to jump from heights taller than he is
5 years: adding, writing name, beginning reading
4.5 years: uses DVD player on his own
4.5 years: likes helping his brother
4.5 years: learning to sound out words
4 years: brushes his own teeth
3.5 years: first soccer team
3.5 years: dresses himself (with prompting)
37 months: Going to the potty of his own volition!!
36 months: Puts on his shoes
35 months: first sailing trip with Gramps
33 months: turns on faucet, opens front door
31 months: jumps off anything
28.5 months: says simple prayers
28 months: sleeping in toddler bed
25 months: can count to twelve!
24 months: learning to use potty
23 months: 14 teeth total
22 months: can get some food into his mouth with a spoon
22 months: can say names of most animals
21 months: became a jabberwalky
19 months: walks down stairs with railing
18 months: 7 front teeth, 4 molars
16 months: 6 front teeth, 3 molars
15.5 months: says "momma" and means it :-)
15 months: brushes his own teeth
14.5 months: has five teeth
14.5 months: refuses to let me brush his teeth :-(
14 months: drinking from straw
12 months: walking
8.25 months: creeping! And sleeping! (Until 6:45 this morning!!)
8 months: ate some puffs
7.5 months: sitting happily
7 months: going through mama phase
7 months: sitting unhappily
6 months: trying to drink from a cup
23 weeks: laughing at "Pattycake"
20-22 weeks: grabbing, banging, masticating, knocking over and generally destroying anything within arm's reach.
20 weeks: Beginning to fear strangers
19 weeks: saying "mmm-mmm-mama"
18 weeks: won't take pacifier
18 weeks: grabbing toes during diaper changes
17 weeks: ticklish tummy during diaper changes
17 weeks: squealing while petting a cat
17 weeks: fixating on dad's toothbrush
16 weeks: rolling from back to side
16 weeks: eating rice cereal
15 weeks: crumpling magazine pages
15 weeks: pulling kleenex out of the box